Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Assurant insurance

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The Assurant Insurance Word:

"What's up with all the assurants? Is that not what they do?" - A frustrated insurance salesman trying to sell his services to a customer.

Example Sentence: "Hey, I just got my new car, and I'm thinking about getting some extra coverage for the year ahead. What are those big-assurements you guys have on your policies?" "Oh yeah, I was just going to say that one of these policyholders is using insurance as an assurant." - The insurance company's saleswoman saying the customer will need to fill out a form to get covered. The Assurant Insurance Example: "Hey, I know it sounds like a lot of work, but let's talk about this new thing they're selling. It'll cover things like car accidents, fire, and theft? That's not an issue for me because I already have good auto insurance from my previous car." - The customer stating that insurance is all about getting the best deal possible. The Assurant Insurance Shout-Out: "Hey, hey, you guys gotta admit it. Insurance is like a real-life insurance policy. You never know what's going to happen to your car or home. But thanks for making my life easier with this new coverage." - The saleswoman smiling at the customer who realizes that she will only need to fill out some forms in order to get their cover. The Assurant